How To Be A Winner

As usual, the beginning of a new month signals the beginning of our caption contest.

This month I am giving away a 25.00 GBP/USD equivalent voucher for Amazon, as well as a free dream analysis session.

What do you need to do be entered in this fantastic competition?

Easy; look at the photograph below and come up with a funny/clever/ sarcastic/smart caption that fits this unfortunate situation.

You have until the 30th September to post your caption in the comments box below, and the winner will be notified by email the following day.

Good Luck!

Caption Contest.

Today I am introducing a new element to the blog...A caption contest.

Each month I will put up a new photograph and you have the chance of winning some great prizes.

Who can play?

Anyone. There are no restrictions, it's open to all.


What do I need to do?

It's simple. We give you a picture and you come up with a witty caption. Submit a new caption as many times as you wish. The more times you enter, the more chance you have of winning.

How long do we have?

Closing date for this month ends on the 7th April, which should give you plenty of time.

So...What can I win?

This month you can win an ebook work of fiction. One lucky winner will be sent a PDF copy of 'Bicycle Shop Murder' by Robert B. Robinson. Here is a quick synopsis :

Greg Tenorly lives a quiet and lonely life in a small East Texas town, until he is selected as a juror for a murder trial. A beautiful, mysterious redhead befriends him, and seems to have a romantic interest. But is she merely using him to influence the outcome of the trial? By the end of the first week, three people connected with the case are dead, and Greg is beginning to fear for his own life.

So here is this months picture (cats stuck in a vending machine). Good Luck!