How To Be A Winner

As usual, the beginning of a new month signals the beginning of our caption contest.

This month I am giving away a 25.00 GBP/USD equivalent voucher for Amazon, as well as a free dream analysis session.

What do you need to do be entered in this fantastic competition?

Easy; look at the photograph below and come up with a funny/clever/ sarcastic/smart caption that fits this unfortunate situation.

You have until the 30th September to post your caption in the comments box below, and the winner will be notified by email the following day.

Good Luck!

July Caption Contest

Disappointingly, nobody even bothered to enter June's caption competition. Never the less, I will endeavour to keep on with the competition as I am willing to spend 15 Great British Pounds (or your countries equivalent) at Amazon, just to give away to you guys.

What with the recession and the state of the world in general, I thought offering a prize like this would make someone smile, so please humour me and enter.

The rules are simple. All you have to do is come up with a clever, funny, sarcastic, serious....whatever...caption that goes with this photograph here:

When you have thought of your caption, enter it in the comments box with details of where I can get hold of you just in case you are chosen as the lucky winner.

Deadline for entries is the 31st July, and the winner will be notified by email.

Good Luck!

June Caption Competition

I have just realised that we have not had a caption contest for some time (since April) so I thought it was about time we had another one here at The Daily Gripe.

This time one lucky winner will recieve a gift voucher to spend at Amazon.com or Amazon.co.uk.

The rules are just the same as last time; take time to look at the photograph below, leave your caption quote in the comments section by the last day of this month and the winner will be notified within the first week of July.

Try to make your captions original, and I look forward to reading your entries.

Good Luck!